If there’s one reason to convert to Christianity, this is it. Unless you’re a bad little boy or girl. If you’re a good guy (which I’m sure you are), you’ll dig the badassery that is Krampus. You might not have heard of Krampus, but that’s because anyone that’s ever ran into this demon, probably didn’t live to tell about it or was too frightened to do anything but be quiet little saints for the rest of their lives.
Krampus travels the globe just before Santa Claus each year; but instead of helping deliver gifts, he finds all of the naughty girls and boys and either beats them into oblivion or carries them away and drop them into the pit of hell. These days, when kids seem undisciplined as ever, I say bring back the traditional harshness that is Krampus today!
MERRY CHRISTMAS from RowThree and MorePop!!
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December 26, 2009
WTF DUDE!
December 27, 2009
Stay away from my kids.
December 11, 2010
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