According to his entry on Wikipedia, Arthur Kade is “a former financial adviser from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania…, [who] in early 2009 sold his financial planning franchise and embarked on what he calls ‘The Journey,’ the pursuit of his lifelong dream of becoming an actor and model.”

I have been perusing his blog since its creation and find it to be one of the most absurdly hilarious blogs in existence. He is a man who seems to consider himself one of the greatest actors that ever lived, a person of extreme beauty and influence, as well as a man on the verge of being the next Pitt or Clooney. Which makes many around the internet wonder if this guy truly lacks any sort of self-awareness (which makes the blog hilarious) or if he this is a Kaufman-esque prank which he embodies 365, 24/7 (which makes the blog both hilarious and genius).

I cannot even begin to describe the ridiculousness of Arthur Kade’s blog, but once you start reading, you will have trouble stopping. For instance, on his “Kade Scale,” which you can access from the links at the top of his blog, he has a very-detailed breakdown of his 1-10 scale for how women look. If he refers to a woman as an eight, the description is that they are a “cute girl, but not date worthy.” Examples of an 8? Jessica Alba, Kate Beckinsale, and Heidi Klum.

In his most recent blog, he describes how out-of-control his life is becoming now now his “Journey” is becoming so popular and he is being recognized at all of the hottest clubs and baseball games in Philly, being treated by people as an elite VIP, and getting roles on popular TV shows (like, uh, a role as an extra on Gossip Girl).

It really is amazing how powerful “Kade Nation” now travels, and I feel like sometime soon my phenomenon will rival that of other “A Listers” like The Beatles, Bead Pitt [sic], and even Frank Sinatra, and my fan base will be as dedicated to me as to sports teams like The Red Sox and Yankees. … [A]ll I could imagine is being at The Staples Center sitting next to Leo, Tobey, and maybe even Jack, and having a hand-picked 10 rubbing my leg, and then Brit [Spears] would come over during the concert to give me a shout out, and then they would flash my face on the screen to get an applause. … Sometimes I feel like my ideas and visions are so visionary that if I applied it to politics, I could make an excellent President, and correct many of the problems that our country has, but I don’t feel the rush of passion like I do acting… so I will stick to becoming and acting legend and biggest star in the world.

And that is nothing compared to some of the nonsense Mr. Kade spews. Hilarious nonsense though nonetheless. While I truly, deep down believe that this is all an elaborate, carefully planned hoax (although the man honestly did sell his financial planning franchise to pursue this stuff), after following the blog since its creation, sometimes I am close to being convinced that this guy really is legit and he really is as delusional as he blog makes him out to be.

Lastly, I’ll leave you with a snippet of his August 27th post and hopefully it will be enough to convince you to check out this nutjob’s blog.

Being an amazing man comprised of integrity, pride, and honor (I think I could have made an amazing Marine because of my supreme leadership skills, good looks, and the bond that I create where people who meet me become followers), I have to be able to admit when an idea that either me or The Entourage comes up with ends up being a bad one. My friends and I had discussed all week about going up to NYC to go the Britney Spears Concert because we thought “There would be a ton of hot, young ass there”, and we could meet some “Un-Jaded” 21-24 year olds who looked at us like gods (The demographic that I am finding my celebrity really appeals to is young girls (18-23) because they see me as “The Handsome Man”, and probably see a very fatherly quality in me that makes them feel safe), and we could take them out and show them exclusive entrance and treatment at the hottest clubs in The City, and then back to the room for some Good Old Fashion “Kadeing” (My new term for seducing and sleeping with a Smokin’ Hot girl).

Check out his blog right here and leave your thoughts below.